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- During her annual checkup the wellconstructed miss
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- In jail
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- Jerry falwell was seated next to president clinton
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- Little red riding hood was walking through the woods
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- Mary went to jills place to tell her about a horrible
- Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate harry
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- Necking
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- On a very cold night
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- Paying rent
- Play doctor
- Playgirl rejection letter
- Poetic justice
- Proffessional terms ii
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- Really funny
- Recipe for banana bread
- Ring ring
- Sadie lost her husb almost four years ago still
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- Sex education
- Sexually active
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- So one sperm says to the other
- So the elephant says to the naked man
- Social security sex
- Soft hard
- Stardized guide to the bases
- Stuck orgasm
- Studly young romeo his dimwitted college sidekick
- Take her apart
- The aged patient doddered into
- The art of foreplay
- The australian way
- The big horse race
- The clerk showed the man the stores most expensive perfume
- The coincidence
- The common symptoms of swine flu
- The costume party
- The cruise
- The crystal glass bowl
- The dean of women at an exclusive girls college
- The definition of amnesia
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him
- The engineer had just returned from a week long seminar
- The guy considered himself lucky to have been able
- The horny midget found that the best way
- The limousine was taking the beautiful ravenhaired model
- The medical convention
- The new hooker had just finished her first trick
- The newly married man came home from work
- The newlyweds showed up at the hotel
- The priest
- The right rhythm
- The seven dwarfs
- The seven dwarves were in rome
- The sneeze
- The wife of an older man is distraught
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate
- The young lady admired the watch in the store window
- There is this french couple sitting up talking when
- There once was a young irish woman who went to confession
- There was a young girl called anna
- There was a young man in the air force
- There were 2 oldmaid sisters both virgins
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- These two sperm were swimming around
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- This old lady walks out of the grocery store goes to the bus stop
- This one new yorker married himself a southern gal
- This redneck gets married but on his wedding night
- This woman has her bridge club every thursday night
- Those clothes are very becoming on you
- Three altar boys are sting in the snow with
- Three brothers
- Three college students were rapping about who theyd like to be
- Three guys are discussing women
- Three irish women were discussing their respective mates
- Three little old ladies sitting on a park bench
- Together again
- Top ten reasons why trick or treating is better than sex
- Twice a day
- Two bikers were talking at a bar
- Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together
- Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar lamenting
- Two dwarfs pick up two hookers take them to their hotel rooms
- Two elderly southern women are sitting on the vera
- Two friends met after a long time chatted about
- Two hookers were on a street corner
- Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time
- Two men are discussing the age old question
- Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes
- Two nuns
- Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other
- Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach
- Two prostitutes after christmas holidays
- Two storks on a nest a father stork baby stork
- Two young brothers aged 5 6
- Two young girls were talking about their sex lives
- Valentines day gift
- Want some of this
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